Ki\u015filer:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>Kamil, Dila\u015fup, Naim, Fahriye<\/p>\n K:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>Bu senin arkada\u015flar\u0131nla neden bulu\u015fuyoruz ki?<\/p>\n D:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>Hadi ama Kamil m\u0131zm\u0131zlanma hep senin arkada\u015flar\u0131nla tak\u0131lacak de\u011filiz ya.<\/p>\n K:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>Neyse tamam hadi gidelim. Sorun yok.<\/p>\n \u0130ki gen\u00e7 \u00e7ift cafeye girerler.<\/p>\n N:<\/strong>\u00a0Ho\u015f geldiniz y\u0131l\u0131n \u00e7ifti!<\/p>\n D:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>Ho\u015f bulduk koca burunlu!<\/p>\n K:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>Neyse bunlar\u0131 b\u0131rak bunlar\u0131 Fahriye sen nap\u0131yorsun.<\/p>\n F:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>\u0130yidir Kamil i\u015fte \u00f6yle sizi bekliyorduk.<\/p>\n Bu arkada\u015f grubu sessiz sessiz 1-2 dk oturduktan sonra Dila\u015fup konu\u015fur.<\/p>\n D:<\/strong>\u00a0Hadi millet tabu oynayal\u0131m.<\/p>\n K:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>(Sessizce) Yapma Dila\u015fup say\u0131salc\u0131larla tabu mu oynan\u0131r?<\/p>\n Dila\u015fup Kamile ters ters bakar.<\/p>\n N:<\/strong>\u00a0Bakar m\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z? Bir tabu alabilir miyiz?<\/p>\n Garson<\/strong>: Tabi\u00ee ki.<\/p>\n Tabu gelir.<\/p>\n F:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>Bari \u00e7iftler ayn\u0131 grup olsun.<\/p>\n K:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>Ne g\u00fczel!<\/p>\n Kamil bir kart al\u0131r.<\/p>\n K:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>Burnunla ne yapars\u0131n.<\/p>\n D:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>Kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131r\u0131m.<\/p>\n K:<\/strong>\u00a0Yuh ne alaka! Koklars\u0131n hani?<\/p>\n D:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>Neyi koklar\u0131m ya!<\/p>\n K:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>Neyse di\u011ferine ge\u00e7iyorum. Ayr\u0131ca \u00e7i\u00e7ekti bu.\u00a0<\/strong>Hani b\u00f6yle insanlar ulvi bir ama\u00e7 i\u00e7in bir araya gelir ayn\u0131 mekanda.<\/strong><\/p>\n D:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>Satanist ayinleri<\/p>\n K:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>\u00c7arp\u0131l\u0131rs\u0131n valla<\/p>\n D:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>Tamam buldum: Trafo<\/p>\n K:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>Ayy bay\u0131laca\u011f\u0131m art\u0131k. Zaman bitti ha. \u00c7ok zekisin!<\/p>\n Naim bir kart al\u0131r.<\/p>\n N:<\/strong>\u00a0Bak Fahriye \u015fimdi Maddeler \u0131s\u0131n\u0131nca ne olur<\/p>\n F:<\/strong>\u00a0Genle\u015fir<\/p>\n N:<\/strong>\u00a0Ha tamam, \u015fimdi pasta yapmak i\u00e7in ne laz\u0131m<\/p>\n F:<\/strong>\u00a0Krema<\/p>\n N:<\/strong>\u00a0Ba\u015fka, pastan\u0131n eski hali ne oluyor<\/p>\n F:<\/strong>\u00a0Kek<\/p>\n N:<\/strong>\u00a0Tamam, simdi annen kek yap\u0131yor, diyor ki bu kek artik \u201cbir \u015fey oldu,\u2026al\u0131y\u0131m \u201d diyor.. Ne der oda, genle\u015fme anlam\u0131na geliyor?<\/p>\n F:<\/strong>\u00a0Genle\u015fti<\/p>\n N:<\/strong>\u00a0Hay\u0131r lan,\u2026 Genle\u015fti anlam\u0131na geliyor\u2026<\/p>\n F:<\/strong>\u00a0Eeee genle\u015fti i\u015fte<\/p>\n N:<\/strong>\u00a0Ulan senin anan bu kek genle\u015fti art\u0131k al\u0131p yiyelim mi diyor?<\/p>\n F:<\/strong>\u00a0Neyse bo\u015f ver Naim s\u00fcre bitti zaten.<\/p>\n K:<\/strong>\u00a0Harbi \u00e7ok g\u00fczel anlatt\u0131n\u0131z tebrik ederim.<\/p>\n Dila\u015fup Kamil\u2019i d\u00fcrter ve bir ka\u011f\u0131t al\u0131r.<\/p>\n D:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>I\u0131\u0131\u0131. \u0130iii. Yuhhh be, bunu nas\u0131l anlataca\u011f\u0131m? pas. (Ka\u011f\u0131t de\u011fi\u015ftirir.)<\/p>\n K:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>Kelime neydi?<\/p>\n D:<\/strong>\u00a0Kefensiz kahpe\u2026<\/p>\n K:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong>Neeee???<\/p>\n D:<\/strong>\u00a0Pardon,.. Kafeinsiz kahve\u2026<\/p>\n G\u00fcl\u00fcn\u00fcr.<\/p>\n K:<\/strong>\u00a0Di\u011ferine ge\u00e7 hadi zaman azal\u0131yor.<\/p>\n D:<\/strong>\u00a0Fizikte yeni \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 hani?<\/p>\n K:<\/strong>\u00a0Kuantum<\/p>\n D:<\/strong>\u00a0Do\u011fru<\/p>\n F:<\/strong>\u00a0Vay be adama bak leb demeden leblebi.<\/p>\n S\u00fcre biter Kamil kart al\u0131r.<\/p>\n K:<\/strong>\u00a031 Marttan sonra gelir?<\/p>\n N:<\/strong>\u00a032 Mart!<\/p>\n K:<\/strong>\u00a0Off bu ne ya ne sa\u00e7mal\u0131yorsunuz siz. Allah\u2019\u0131n say\u0131salc\u0131lar\u0131. Sizinle oynayanda kabahat! Bir \u015feyi bilenle yapacaks\u0131n. Say\u0131salc\u0131yla ara\u015ft\u0131r, matematik \u00e7al\u0131\u015f, ye i\u00e7 sosyal faaliyetler yapma. Ben bir hava alaca\u011f\u0131m ya sinirlerim bozuldu.<\/p>\n Kamil \u00e7\u0131kar. Di\u011ferleri arkas\u0131ndan bakar.<\/p>\n Kubilay ORAL \u2013 Mehmet Akif ULUDA\u011e \/ T\u00fcrk\u00e7e \u00d6\u011fretmenli\u011fi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Anla\u015famamazl\u0131klar \u00dczerine (Tiyatro) Ki\u015filer:\u00a0Kamil, Dila\u015fup, Naim, Fahriye K:\u00a0Bu senin arkada\u015flar\u0131nla neden bulu\u015fuyoruz ki? D:\u00a0Hadi ama Kamil m\u0131zm\u0131zlanma hep senin arkada\u015flar\u0131nla tak\u0131lacak de\u011filiz ya. K:\u00a0Neyse tamam hadi gidelim. Sorun yok. \u0130ki gen\u00e7 \u00e7ift cafeye girerler. N:\u00a0Ho\u015f geldiniz y\u0131l\u0131n \u00e7ifti! D:\u00a0Ho\u015f bulduk koca burunlu! K:\u00a0Neyse bunlar\u0131 b\u0131rak bunlar\u0131 Fahriye sen nap\u0131yorsun. F:\u00a0\u0130yidir Kamil i\u015fte \u00f6yle sizi bekliyorduk. 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